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A body part which u can move with ur mind
Josh; look how I can move my penis side to side, up and down
Kate: holy shit that's some powerful moves babe
Cats are called pussy so dogs should be called penis. Makes sence.
Look at that cute little penis
What I gave your mom last night in bed
Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!
A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.
Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!
Will you stop acting like a penis?!
Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.
John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"
Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex
penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good