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Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.
ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE
Where a man and a woman hug each to ther for ten whole minutes and then kiss ALL over
Me and My mom just had kissy time in the McDonald’s Ballpit
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Person 343: I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!
Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
The ways in reality that the present time changes the future, present & past times..
If you create good things there is less stress on the Space & Time Continuam & you will be accepted by the Immortals as good programming; if you cause bad things there is more stress on the Space & Time Continuam & can be restricted by the Universe.