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the most beautiful perfect boy in the world <3
Jack Grimes is such a cutie, his hair and lip gloss are always perfect...
Another phrase for ejaculation or cum shot. Very useful for celebrity jack black.
Man after watching "Latina takes rock hard maraca in the ass" I jack blasted so hard!
An absolute cutesy-poo, but still a manly man. His firm thighs are hot as hell, his kawaii giggle will make you drip. He makes all the ladies fall in love.
ohh That Jack Knezific is one cute boy, but still manly
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The name of a person you treats everyone like a piece of shit and makes fun of their physical features. Also has a huge ass smile and thinks he’s way better than he actually is at anything. This person also really likes to make fun of people by comparing them to animals
Jack Lorenson said that I look like a (insert any animal name)
A big bear cock boy who has a very lean body he also looks like the retarded dude from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Bruhh that dude is such a jack corley he has a massive bear cock.
Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).