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If someone can't quite realize that Marvel's Black Widow was the last film in the MCU with Scarlett Johansson.
You just don't want to admit it because she was a really big part of the original 6 and now most of them are Dead.
My Post-Black Widow depression is really kicking in after watching the film with my friends.
Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.
Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
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The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .
"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
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n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.
I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.
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A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.
"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"
"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"
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A female with braces on her teeth.
I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.
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