ur mom

something that cannot be classified but is 10x stronger than drugs

I'm on ur mom

ur mom

Ur mom is the hottest person in the world and I’d literally smash her

ur mom is so hot lol

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

Ur mom

A true chad

man Ur mom is so cool