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1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.
An insult used by only the chads, such as Suguru Geto and Frieza. Used to represent a dumbass who most likely only sits on Reddit and Discord trying to pull women when they have no rizz online because they look like shit in real life.
Sweaty, human, un washed = monkey.
How do you imagine a monkey smells?
Monkey.
"It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.
Something that we should aspire to return to
Guy: I am bored
Guy two: Look at this dick
Guy: RETURN TO MONKEY IT is tiME BROTHeR
black man so black he's invisible when you turn off the lights
Man:Woah was that batman
Other man: no that's just a monkey