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Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Like the game 'Chicken', only here, the last person to start studying for exams wins.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!
Its when you fuck a girl on her period and get your smegma covered dick lathered with her period blood
Seb: Yo i fucked this girl last night
Paradise: really, how was it?
Seb: I had some chicken parm
Paradise: OHHH SHII BROOO
A person who fiddles his diddle a little to deep into a fully matured cock and causes the cock to scream and alarm the whole neighborhood... the noise the chicken lets out shows how hot the cum of the chicken rapist was searing its insides and preparing it for thanksgiving... the chicken now has what you would call a cumbum and the whole neighborhood now you're the sick fuck that fed your kids a chickens cumbum.
JERRY IS SUCH A FUCKING CHICKEN RAPIST! HE HAD NO REMORSE FOR THAT CHICKENS GLUTS LAST NIGHT!
A phrase used to describe something (a situation or noun) really freaking lame or stupid.
For example:
Principal Shaw says: "Students can no longer bring electronic devices to school"
Suzy says in response: "Aw you bitch. That's chicken nubnets."
SHHH, dont mention it to louis tomlinson, its something which triggers the shit out of him
Harry- why are you so angry?
Niall- oh no! she has become louis with chicken parmesan