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A public restroom with only one toilet.
I hate this bar because you always have to wait in line for the bathroom. That's the major disadvantage of a one man floor plan.
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A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
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think about it.... a guy fingering a girl with two fingers in the vagina and one finger in the butthole. normally your pointer and your middle finger go in the pink and your ring finger goes in the stink!
two in the pink,one in the stink
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One who meets a guy and an hour later has sex with him. Shooter was pretty accurate therefore she got the name, One Eye'd bandit.
B.W.K, One eyed bandit
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What you say when 2 dirty hoes dance like lesbians at a bar.
Two's better than One, oh yeah!
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A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.
Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!
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Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
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