Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."

"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."

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double use (ws)

To re-use a condom for double use

We only had one condom, so we performed double use (ws) so we could fuck twice

Double-Double-Downer

A person who regularly eats two KFC Double-Down chicken sandwiches in a single sitting rather than eating just one.

Look at that fat bitch! I bet she's a double-double-downer!

Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

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Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

Double Jochman

Double sarcasm big mental gymnastics type beat

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.