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best fucking school in the world, but with perverts as a brother school
those girls are so smart, they must be from st george girls
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The most gangster, cholo school in the whitest neighborhood. Consists of 2,000 Mexicans, 700 Blacks, 300 Asian, and 30 White Kids. Has a bad reputation for lock downs that last all afternoon just because a group of cholos came to the attendance office
no example for john f. kennedy high school
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Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.
If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.
Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"
Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"
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A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.
-"What the San Luis Obispo High School is going on here?"
-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"
-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"
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1. A place where you can pretty much get away with whatever the fuck you want, and still graduate. The place where someone has the gall to put a fucking terd on the windowsill. and most importantly the place where the vice principal has the balls to barehand it.
2. A good way to blow 28,000 clams.
3. A bunch of untucked polo shirts and popped collars. And Doherty can't do shit about it.
4. Home of the world renowned Dowling food service.
5. Br. Reidy's estate.
1. Student: Good Mornign mr. Barehand donelly, whats that on your hand?
BBD: Why, i believe thats terd?!.
2. Its not worth seven thousand a year.
3. Please tuck in your shirt son.
no, ass.
4. 5 is 10, 10 is 20... Thank you very much have a nice weekend.
5. I sit on a lawnchair in my backyard to watch highschool football games.
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Charles F. Brush High School is located in Lyndhurst, Ohio. Its mascot is Arcy the Arc Lamp. The principal's name is Kenya Harrington. The racial makeup is 36% white, 57% black, 1% Asian, and .6% Hispanic. Alumni include a member of the Bush Administration and an astronaut.
"What school do you go to?"
"Charles F. Brush High School"
"Where's that?"
"In the ghetto"
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-arts magnet high school located in downtown Dallas, TX and consisting of four clusters: music, dance, visual, and "theater"(nothing is really accomplished in this cluster except very rarely).
-safe haven to weirdos, specifically emo children sporting mullets and striped extensions; you are free to be whomever you would like to be in this place, and everyone will sadly accept you as you are
-where norah jones and erykah badu are the reasons for living
-place lacking any kind of sports knowledge and/or skill, yet for some reason has a "coach"
-home of many druggies, and where druggies receive recognition for their art(which is generally done when high as a kite)
-one of the few locations in the world where you can be an average looking guy but get a very hot girlfriend
-yo man, did you see that person walkin' down da street da otha day?
-ihh, yea! dat fool look like she from Booker T. Washington High School wit dat EMO SHIT!
OR
-DAMN! that biotch can DANCE!
-i know, right? dat gurr BETTA GET IT wit dat Booker T. Washington High School STYLE!
OR
-YO, dat boy ova thurr has no ballin' skillz!
-yeaa...i heard he went to Booker T. Washington High School. cut the playa some slack, ya feel?
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