I just pulled the bryce brown method yesterday
Something I heard a guy in my dream say to describe a particularly long and thick piece of shit.
Guy 1: Look at this piece of shit I found on my lawn.
Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?
Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.
A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion
Mason brown is defined as the god of war
THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.
WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING
The brown beak is the tip of a turd that is just inside the butthole
Pete: hey Steve, last night Bethany let me eat her starfish!
Steve: did you get any brown beak?
Pete: sure did! The best part was corn nugget I found!
A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.
The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.
The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery
The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.
The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.
Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.