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news is when you mix lie with truth to make it more believable
boy1- do you want to go to the mall
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day
Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?
The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
I have been watching the News, Santa, and it sure makes people angry.
A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
There isn’t enough of it! I don’t have enough of it! But what do I do? If only there was a place I could go to get... not less of it. It’s like... I have some of it but... the amount I have is insufficient... so I need to fine a place that has an increased amount of news.... and I need a tasty treat! Like a burnt marshmallow on a graham cracker. Or the best flavor of pop tart.
Hym “This made a good point about how you guy operate. You have to simultaneously frame me as both benign and incredibly dangerous for what you’re doing to work. (Get the name? You’re see how that works?) I sat in on a video today and holy shit are you getting trolled! Big time! You are in absolute denial of what’s happening here. No wonder he’s obsessed with getting the anonymous users banned. But you’ll sign off on this. You are all nuts-world. ‘My book says I’m good!’ Are you doing the book? ‘The books says I don’t have to do the book!’ Then how are you good? And that leads me to my next thought puzzle: Would you do what the book said if it meant evil would win? You can’t be good if you don’t do the book but doing the book means that someone who doesn’t do the book can use it against you. News... Just news.”