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Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.
@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.
Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!
A girl that fears crack heads from 2 houses up are going to break in an hungry humma is going to fail to protect her or anyone in the house
Omg chicken chels heard a noise again and didn’t sleep for 7.54 days
Store where young child slaves cook the masters secret chicken
Want to grab a bite to eat later at Esus chicken shack
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Like the game 'Chicken', only here, the last person to start studying for exams wins.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!