An orgasm where your head is spinning
"Holy shit that ass had me spin nutting for like 10 minutes last night damn!"
Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.
My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.
When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.
So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker