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When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.
When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”
When you think to yourself, these are lit times
Person 1: this game is lit
Person 2: these are lit times
A new yet untested piece of technology that's currently not ready to replace anything related to the industrial revolution and therefore not ready for mass consumption.
Ev's are not ready for prime time and won't be for another 2 or 3 decades.
The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel
Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time
No time no see is a humorous greeting mostly used in specific scenarios. Oftentimes, it's used when a person approaches you and talks to you like a best friend but you don't remember them at all. This can be also used by best friends as a humorous greeting when they don't remember how long they haven't seen or talked each other for.
Person A : Hi, it's been a long time! Do you want to hang out?
Person B : Oh... No time no see! Nope, I don't have time for hanging out for now, sorry. (Doesn't remember who person A is)
When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets
Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time