the person i railed last night
person A: where were you last night?
person B: why don't you ask your mom
Your mom is a comeback that you say when you have nothing else to say even if it doesn't make sense
Guy1: You're fat and ugly
Guy2: Like your mom
Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms
Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up
A total MILF I would do any day...
Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!
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Your mom is so fat… (insert fat joke)