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a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
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in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
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A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad
Steve: quit complaining about it
Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)
Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.
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The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.
Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night
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A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.
Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?
Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.
Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.
Dude 2: Let me get one!
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To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.
An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."
Etymology: From American football.
My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.
To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.
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a better anime than fire force
jaden: “did you watch fire force yet?”
kaylin: “no, i was watching mob psycho one hundred”
jaden: “i don’t blame you, mob is better than fire force”
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