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greystone mom

middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha

Her mom is a typical greystone mom, always talking about random kids shit that isn't her business.

by somedrunkwhore January 20, 2017


Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024


Burger-mom

burger-mom also known as the yo mama-inator is a term to describe some ones mom who has the characteristics of a fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat burger

but most importantly burger mom is a fat entity

guy 1:your'e mom is very obese

guy 2:burger-mom...

guy 1:YOU HAVE A BURGER-MOM!!!!11!1
guy 2: 34.6115313,136.1913973,3a,75y,42.52h,92.46

by siggol August 3, 2022


my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 9, 2019


Pegasus Mom

Pegasus moms are the real definition of non-judgmental moms that cuss a lot while drinking a glass of wine (or a whole bottle of wine). We are imperfectly perfect mothers that are strong, fierce and most importantly supportive.

There is a supportive mom helping me in a caring way during a rough time and she called herself a Pegasus mom.

by Pegasusmoms March 26, 2019


mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 24, 2017


mom-motion

Mom-motion is short for "mom emotions", which are short, random, possibly hormonal, outbreaks of emotion, typically associated with inexplicable crying and emotional outbursts after giving birth to a child.

After getting home from giving birth at the hospital, my wife started randomly crying and saying "I can't believe I pushed him out" completely out of nowhere. I think she's having mom-motions.

by ParadiseLost2005 January 12, 2025