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The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
When someone is obese and let's out a big wet jelly-like texture fart with a little bit of turd coming out
“Eww , Jenny you made a Gelatonin Fart doo doo!!”
A distinctive fart that only is produced by a bottom after receiving penetrative anal sex due to the abundance of anal lubricant and/or cum, causing a particular long and wet farting noise.
1: "How come Eric always seems to have stomach issues after leaving Dave's room?"
2: "Must be a case of the bottom farts."
Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
If you smell it, you are too close.
I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.