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Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.

In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023


Jack Pot

A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.

"Man Greg you hit the Jack Pot! Good shot!"

by Nerdboy1982! November 7, 2020


Jack Blandy

A cool sigma dude that goons every day

JACK BLANDY STOP GOONING

by kelly kelly February 2, 2024


Jack Harris

Very sexy man who nows how to dougie

Hey Jack Harris can you teach me how dougie

by Newington March 11, 2022


Jack Kufferman

Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.

"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."

by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021


jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.

"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"

by GME March 14, 2014


jack daley

he's nice tho ig cuz he used to play dti w me but now i'm lucky if i get more than one text from him a day LMAOOO

"jack daley is always so busy"

by crkomi August 4, 2024