the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."
"I was at work."
A saying expressing the boost from new controllers that will increase and make combollers(game mechanics) betters
You know what they say New Controllers Better Combollers
When I picked Tom up from his house. He asked me if those were New Kicks I got for my Lambo.
Teenagers butts and pheromone when master eating
I've been on the new pcp too long in getting tied because they fly
A surprisingly bias news source. Almost every media company has a left or right winged bias, eh?
"I heard that CBC News is liberal. Weird."
When you use tajin while giving a rim job.
Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?
I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."