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An absolute jack-ass (Pun, partially intended) who hates people and will slap the shit outta you if you push him far enough
John: Hey, did you hear what Jack did?
Mary: Yeah, he beat the shit outta Daniel, he's such a fucking Jack-ass
Jack. The friend you’ve always been looking for. He never gets in trouble he never fails a test or November. He loves helping other people. He loves watching MR.beast, pewdiepie, and JEB25 on YouTube. All the girls love him and he makes great music. If you are a girl you should date Jack. If you are a guy you shouldn’t date Jack but always listen to everything he says so maybe one day you can tell your grandchildren about the story of the coolest man alive.
Starkill385 on youtube.
Son let me tell you about Jack the man that saved the world,
A guy with a dick so big he needs a hoodie for his cock and it will need to be in your mouth
Oh no Jacks coming his cock needs to be somewhere… but about our mouth…
A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.
Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”
There's literally nothing I wouldn't do for a bacon wrapped pizza right now. Jack
A stingy boy who suckles at the nipple of others wealth.
Hes being a jack, he should wind his neck in.