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A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
When you masturbate or have sex and you but but it's very bubbly
damn bro I just had the best sex and I had a bubble nut!
that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!
Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No
The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.
All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.
The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.
Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.
This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.
Damn I am now a depressed nut