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one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.

m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

by Sexydimma December 15, 2012

14πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.

Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

by Captainjack July 3, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.

Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night

by DankMan36k October 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Let Me Get One

A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.

Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?

Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.

Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.

Dude 2: Let me get one!

by SuperLloyd November 6, 2014

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


to kick outside of one's coverage

To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.

An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."

Etymology: From American football.

My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.

To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.

by Jones McJones February 13, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mob psycho one hundred

a better anime than fire force

jaden: β€œdid you watch fire force yet?”
kaylin: β€œno, i was watching mob psycho one hundred”
jaden: β€œi don’t blame you, mob is better than fire force”

by HORNY ON MAIN LMFAOOO September 18, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž