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Fat acceptance

The only movement that doesn't move.

Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.

Stacy: My life sucks. I want to commit suicide...but there are no bridges in the town...
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!

by LegacyFilet March 6, 2024


Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019


Meat fat

Meat that is fat

Wow she got hella meat fat

by Zaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 8, 2019


Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021


fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

by dank lad October 25, 2015


Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz May 15, 2011


Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 April 27, 2016