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Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy
boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"
Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"
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in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
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A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad
Steve: quit complaining about it
Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)
Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.
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It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.
Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.
John : You owe me one for that bruv.
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A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection
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When sticking your index and middle finger into her cooter and your thumb ine her booter.
As Leni bent over Barrett stuck both fingers all the way in her Pink then also his thumb in her Stink .
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One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
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