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A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
That guy Jason over there seems to be popular among all the gay guys i heard he was a penis whisper
A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face
“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”
A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it
Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper
A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.
S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5