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When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.
"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"
The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm
I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple
When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.
Milking a fart is a dubious act.
when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy
pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart