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I think... Uh... I think I got some Oedipus complex stuff going on. I don't know... I'm not a doctor.
Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"
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1. Most people in the world.
2. anybodies ex-girlfriend.
1.Why god why is everyone such a kinky snow whore!!??
2. Tyler: "Man I heard your girlfriend left you"! Dustin: thats ok I found out that she was a kinky snow whore anyways"!:P
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Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!
Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!
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A crack whore bitch from hell embodies not only the skank of a crack whore, but also the added character flaw of being a bitch from hell. In both hierarchies of whores and bitches, this is the second lowest rank.
Shut up, you crack whore bitch from hell! Nobody likes you!
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1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
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Movie/TV trope
He sleeps with models or really hot chicks. He’ll change for you because you’re different.
He has Peter Pan Syndrome- and copious amounts of mysterious money he inherited or something because he doesn’t seem to have a job or work much on anything. This is so he can spend all of his time being a horn dog.
He’s supposedly irresistibly good-looking and knows it- some sort of man candy.
He’s um, off beat somehow – quirky himself, has low self esteem, hurts deep down inside, but masks it with narcissism.
He gets you out of your “shell” by getting you to throw things, role play as characters from Dirty Dancing, or play strip H-O-R-S-E (basketball) with him.
Similar to The Manic Pixie Dream Girl in that he'll get you to experience new things/lose some inhibitions, is "quirky" and also in that he is not successful professionally either. MPDG has Wendy Syndrome.
Different to The MPDG in that she hooks up with "nice guys", not just models, the superficially attractive. HWDG is sly and methodical where MPDG is coy and cutesy.
by Thuc Doan Nguyen, vetted by Rebecca Housel, PhD
Hot Whore-ish Dream Guy
Hugh Grant as Will Freeman in About a Boy
Ryan Gosling as Jacob Palmer in Crazy Stupid Love
Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl (TV)
Chris Evans as Colin Shea in What’s Your Number
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Luke:She’s hot af
Ben:She’s a dirty dirty dirty dirty whore
Sarah:Hey Daddy and Papi
Luke:DIRTY.DIRTY.DIRTY.DIRTY.WHORE
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