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Down Stockholm Syndrome is a term of definition used to define societal dysfunction, The term "Down Stockholm Syndrome" is commonly found in causal reform advisory glossaries that are politically incorrect and unfair to nice people in that way.
A term that could be unfair to nice people who suffer enough categorisation already.
Post industrial society got a bad case of "Down Stockholm Syndrome" efforts to form a penal civilisation failed miserably.
"Why are they headless hen pecker dancing?" Asked Pip "oh they are just trying to form a little penal hierarchy" Said a passing Cyclist.
Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.
Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"
A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.
Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.
The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
Where you go down on someone with the intent to make them orgasm. Then once they have, come up for air before diving back down with the twice the intention in order to give them an earth shattering secondary orgasm
Girl 1: but what's so special about him?
Girl 2: oh you have no idea, he is a professional at the double down.
Girl 1: oh damn! You lucky cow!
Guy 1: oh man, the thing with my girl is, she's a double down champ.
Guy 2: oh shit seriously? How the fuck does that even work?
Guy 1: I dunno man, but it's so hot, she leaves me completely spent.