Head-cooling station

The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!

"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"

screw the red head

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.

I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.

Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.

"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...

Red Headed Boobaloo

The cutest red haired baby in all of the Dville.

The Red Headed Boobaloo was ravenous. She ate all of the milk and then pooped herself.

Hit them in the head

Police slag for calling in sick.
(Banging in, banging, banging out)

I want this weekend off but they won't approve my vacation time so I'm just gonna hit them in the head.

fear of dread heads

Dreadheadaphobia

Fear of dread heads; Chief keef

Old Indian head

When a women sits down on the toilet to pee and gives a man a blowjob while peeing.

"Holy carp man, the girl last night was so crazy she gave me some Old Indian Head in the morning after."