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No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?
gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)
dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies
Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
Where LOTR was filmed
Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth
A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool
A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"