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A jerk that steals your food but is kinda cute tho so it’s ok
You: HEY THE CAT STOLE MY FOOD
Me: yeah but he cute
When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust
Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "
Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
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A man using sunglass lanyards on 2 women while inserting from behind.
Come here girls... we’re having a fat cat threeway.
the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me