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berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.
"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load
Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?
A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.
Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.
When you and/or your sexual other Is so exhausted from cumming and you have to stop because you have no moore fluid in your body and/or can not physically continue doing sex.
After Aaron's 6th & Megan's 9th orgasm of the night they were done from cum.
The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.