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When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
A nazi leader from New York that is in love with a girl who gets railed by bbc
The New York bert is in love with that girl who hangs out with stinkys
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The community came to existence in 2004 by teens Erin Lang, Bri Draffen, and Breniecia Reuben.
ONTD publishes a mean of 100 member posts every day, with most articles getting between 100 and 500 remarks on average.
The community moderators post a weekly article called”Free for All Friday” (or”FFAF”) that enables members to post hyperlinks remarks. These free-for-all articles have often enlarged to include community discussion posts for significant pop culture events such as the Academy Awards, the Olympics (called”Free for All Olympics” or”FFAO” posts), and Saturday Night Live seeing posts.
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Contrary to expected building, build new pertains to building online sites, profiles, blogs, you name it.
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The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.
(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"