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When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
A New Yorker (putting the W back into inhabitants of -er from OE -ware)
An UwU way of saying New Yorker
Who wants a big New Yorkwer pizza?
A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.
Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable
when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?
Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”
New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.
Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"
Originally published 9/17/1999
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
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