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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023


Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011


menno kids

a young species of mammals that are mysterious and complex in their multiply personalities. very skilled in the art of parental deception. handle with care.

since they are menno kids, their favorite song is "c'mon" by kesha.

by Ren the Hen January 10, 2017


kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.

I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!

by Janatan September 6, 2023


stinker kids

After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.

Barf.. stinker kids

by Mrmarcusjr January 10, 2022


whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".

Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?

by QuacksO February 24, 2023


dynasty kid

Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.

Man, did you see that young hotshot out there? Yeah, I think he’s a dynasty kid.

by May 9, 2021