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A new pair of all white airforce 1s
My boy got a new pair of whites
When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain
Denier: there is no house in New Orleans
Based Chad: the animals reference
Denier: 😮
When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.
I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!
very pogger man, better than farrow at game
new vegian is a lot better than your pp
To become the butt of several jokes on social media
“I just busted Aaron’s balls about a meme he posted this morning!”
“Ha! You totally made him the new Rob Saah!”
When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!