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friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020


Lover-friend

Someone you are friends with, but also have sex with, and maybe some love is involved. You may or may not be neighbors. Your kids may be friends. Your spouses may also be lover-friends. You probably spend a lot of time together, parent together, and combine daily chores.

I am going away for the weekend with my lover-friends.

Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?

My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.

by Mrs. Mag July 19, 2021


Imaginary Friend Effect

When a person seems invisible or unheard in group functions and only seems to be interacted with in one on one conversations.

In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.

I feel like I only exist with one person. I must have the Imaginary Friend Effect.

by 420BIIIIIGBEEERTHAAAAA69 April 10, 2023


Friend's list friends

They're the one who are on your friend's list. You give a shit about them & vice versa. They add you at the first place you join a site. They are always online & after some time you become one of them or go offline or invisible

Day one: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day two: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day three: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day four: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day five: Pete (Idle); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)
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Friend's List Friends Damn

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by AnythinGoes May 29, 2010


Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016


freddy and friends

an online show created by freddygolden99 on youtube using his five nights at freddys plushies

"hey do you like freddy and friends?"
"please dont talk to me"

by lenno! January 29, 2023


Friends :)))

Caoli Kimberley Georgia and Naomi are best friends can’t be separated by anyone πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’–

These friends :))) are the nicest People you will ever meet πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ”₯

by Lucozade xx May 30, 2020