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Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.

Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.

by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022


Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.

You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?

by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023


double thumbing

When you are eating a girls pussy out and she is on her back and you lying on stomach usually, with your face in her pussy you wrap your arms up and around her legs from the outside to the inside and while eating her box you spread her pussy lips with index and forefinger, while inserting thumb#1 in upper pussy and thumb#2 in main pussy hole area, cxonstantly working and rubbing and thrusting into her until mayonnaise is pouring out on your face and you smile while she shakes and moans. Great job Casey B. from Idaho, you can eat some box real good..mmmmm

Casey was double thumbing a girl he met at the gym on his kitchen table when his old lady walked in and busted him with both thumbs and his tongue in her little pink pussy. Casey was in Big Trouble Mister, BIG TROUBLE, but the slut got double thumbed so she was good.

by kcgreen December 1, 2016


geneva double curtain

Closely related to the Cleveland Hot Pocket, a Geneva Double Curtain involves splitting the canopy and enjoying the fruit clear of the surrounding fluff.

I used a Geneva Double Curtain because it was getting wet and humid down there.

by E.L. Wisty February 8, 2022


double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.

People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.

by QuacksO July 6, 2020


Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of deficating into a toilet and the urinating on it. Let the log sit, then proceed to retrieve the log, preferably by bare hand to add other bacteria to the mix. Freeze the turd until the urine has created a glossy sheen. The penis of the person in the process is then rubbed against the frozen turd like a lubricant. The tird is dropped back into the toilet and the person ejaculates into the bowl. Let the concoction linger for an additional 4 hours, and then upon freezing one last time, a "Drench Rod" is created.

"Did you hear Ron was Double Drenching? He has such a massive collection of Drench Rods!"

by TheDrencher December 29, 2025


Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.

"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"

by TheDrencher December 29, 2025