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A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.
Lakat put a cum child in me - Lucas
Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums
Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.
Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.
I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!
Or
I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril
my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!
When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.
Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.