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Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only
a females fear.
"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"
The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea
A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this
your mothers got a penis
Copy and paste this name and listen.
You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.
This gif is a description of your mom when she met me
Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.
John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"
long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)
wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary