Hot sauce in my bag

Hot Sauce is the name of Beyoncé's baseball bat.

"I got Hot Sauce in my bag, swag." - Beyoncé

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T-Bagged by a taco

putting a taco in someones mouth while there asleep or passed out

we put a taco in nicks mouth while he was asleep.

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South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.

Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.

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Mexican Bean Bag Toss

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person

Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!

a whole other bag of shrimp

also "a whole 'nother bag of shrimp" or "a whole different bag of shrimp". Akin to "a whole different story" or "a whole nother bag of tricks", but more dramatic.

In response to a dramatic or out-of-the-ordinary situation or story: "That's a whole other bag of shrimp!"

Garbage bag porn oil

The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.

I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.

put a bag on da bih

In any case if something wrong but still wanna do it put a bag on da bih

If her face ain’t the prettiest put a bag on da bih

This sucks what am I supposed to do now put a bag on da bih

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