Mom

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah

Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

Mom

The person who decided to poop the baby you, out of their…….. no-no where.

My mom pop

mom

they’re kinda dope but not really

“damn what a terrible mom”

mom

who i did last night

me : leme smash
mom : ok

mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

Mom

An acronym for "Made of Money" So if you want to buy something go to her.

I have a mom, unlike kyle.

MOM

Acronym for My Other Man

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man