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A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.
"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"
"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
The type of mom who wants to control your decisions and never respects your opinions.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.
My Filipino mom hits me everyday
a fun girl that smokes a lot of weed. she owns a juul and her best friend is typically named Mariah and when they both are together you better have a lighter
yo do you want to be Kyleigh mom with me?
A milf who is seriously packing some jugs and has a tight ass, yet is very psycho.
I tried to get with that old lady down the block but she is just too much of a Britain’s mom.
A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)
Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)
A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track
The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”
When it’s your moment to shine. This is you’re one shot. 15 minutes of fame.
Yo tobias you got this!
I know it’s my mom’s spaghetti!