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When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.
Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.
a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.
I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.
The best :D
Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
Dude I love that song Havana farting la
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it
Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*