Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

mom

a good parent to their children .

look, that's my mom.

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

mom

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!

Mom

Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍

Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant

Mom : are you serious

Mom

the grim reaper you came out of

person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too