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He ish my friend, whom I <3. Really, he should be upgraded.
Get over here, Giblits and give yer mum a hug!
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When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
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my brothers greatest roast!!!!!!!
that girl is a big nose trailer park whore.
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When playing words with friends, the person who will add an 's' to any and all words that are humanly possible just so they can rip the points off of your words
Haha bro, look, just got a 56 pt word using Shit hahaha
wow, cool bro, *adds an 's'* just got a 66 pt word by adding an 's'
You're such a plural whore.
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A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
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A person who often offends his friends, but usually brings much booty to the party. He/She frequently performs in sexual acts with both sexes.
Harry is such a "Dick-fuck-slut-whore-cunt" when he drinks all the trash-can-punch, but he always shares the pussy.
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a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.
man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car
chris- your fucking sick
man1- shit happens when you party naked
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