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The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
Jack Langhorn is the stinkiest nonce ever, he smells of Gandhi's flip flop.
The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.
Jack heafford is a state
On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
Jack Silkstone is a SICK lad. You can expect to find him at Thorpe Park with his cameraman Kieran (another SICK lad!).
Mans just filming at Thorpe Park with Jack Silkstone, and its SICK innit!
A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.
The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.
Example 1:
"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"
"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"
Example 2:
"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"