Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Double-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My double-fourth-cousin is a good person.
When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.
Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.
Person 3: Damn
Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.
Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.
While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.